William (age 2): Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows. And pancakes come from pancake cows.
Me: Sounds good to me.
William: But what animal do waffles come from?
Me: Well, actually -
William: Horses? Horse poop?
Dave: Mmm, for me?
Me: Sure. Suddenly I'm not in the mood for waffles.
just keep teaching him other 'interesting facts,' so he can show off to his little friends at church and such.
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