Dave: This little piggy went to...um, this little piggy...Sara, I forgot the tune!
Me: There is no tune.
Dave: Oh. Ok.
Dave: How about Mary had a little lamb...I forgot that tune, too!
Me: Ha ha! I'll let that one drive you crazy for a little while.
Dave: Hm. Mary...Mary had a...Mary had a little lamb...and a wee little lamb was he!
Me: Nope.
Dave: Fine.
Dave: I got it! Mary was a tub of lard, tub of lard, tub of -
Me: Honey, don't sing that! They'll learn it that way and then they'll sing it to their friends.
Dave: But look. It worked. All thanks to fat Mary.
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