Me: So where are we going to eat?
Dave: I hope you don't want to eat at Chipotle. I hate that place.
Me: What??? How can you HATE Chipotle?
Dave: Everything they make is so...fresh. I like to know my meat has been sitting out on a rotisserie for 12 hours. Besides, no one can pronounce it. Chipot-al. Chipot-lee. Chipittle.
Me: Ok. Well, I feel like Mexican food.
Dave: Ok. How about Chili's?
Me: That's not Mexican.
Dave: Oh yeah? Then why is there a big jalapeno on the sign?
Me: It's...a chili.
Dave: Oh. Right.
Dave: How about Olive Garden?
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