Me: Hi, honey. Everything's fine, but...there's a HUGE bug in the house.
Dave: What kind of bug?
Me: A praying mantis. He's on the back door.
Dave: Ok, I can't come home for a praying mantis.
Me: Yeah, I know. It's ok, you can take care of it when you get home. He's trapped for now.
Dave: What did you do?
Me: Well, I put a bowl over him, but then I got too scared to do anything else. So...
Me: I taped it to the glass.
Dave: .................
Me: So...he's waiting for you.
Dave: You know they can't hurt you.
Me: I know that.
Me: But they have so many legs...
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